Office-Appropriate Calendars for Welders
All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the welders in your life.
Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Welders
Welding is art and science with serious danger mixed in. You create structures that hold up buildings and bridges. The skill is real and these stickers respect it.
Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.
Good to Know
- !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
- !Safe for desk display in most offices
- !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
- !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Welding hoods with personality
- Toolboxes on the job
- Water bottles for hydration
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about safety?
- Some reference the risks with humor. Always pro-safety, never making light of injuries.
- Do you cover different welding types?
- MIG, TIG, stick, flux core - we're building specialty collections.