Raunchy Calendars for Machinists
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy calendars for the machinists in your life.
Why Raunchy Calendars for Machinists
Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Toolboxes with personality
- CNC machines with flair
- Water bottles in the shop
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Browse Office-Appropriate CalendarsFrequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about engineers?
- Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover manual and CNC?
- Yes. Different machines, same precision pride.