Raunchy Tote Bags for Vet Techs
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy tote bags for the vet techs in your life.
Why Raunchy Tote Bags for Vet Techs
Vet tech work is healthcare at its most challenging. Multiple species, owners who Google symptoms, and the emotional weight of caring for animals. You do it all for not enough pay.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Gym bags for stress relief sessions
- Scrub tops covered in fur
- Water bottles that survive the day
- Clinic lockers with personality
Get First Access
Vet tech stickers in development. Drop your email for early access.
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Browse Office-Appropriate Tote BagsFrequently Asked Questions
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- What material are they?
- Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
- Do you understand vet med?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'playing with animals all day.'
- Are these about difficult pet owners?
- Some are. Dr. Google and WebMD parents get their own section.