Raunchy Tote Bags for Sommeliers

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy tote bags for the sommeliers in your life.

Why Raunchy Tote Bags for Sommeliers

Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions
  • Wine accessories with personality
  • Water bottles (ironic)
  • Locker decor

Get First Access

Sommelier stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?
Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Are these pretentious?
No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
Do you cover different wine service levels?
Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.
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