Raunchy Stickers for Sommeliers

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy stickers for the sommeliers in your life.

Why Raunchy Stickers for Sommeliers

Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is
  • Wine accessories with personality
  • Water bottles (ironic)
  • Locker decor

Get First Access

Sommelier stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
Are these pretentious?
No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
Do you cover different wine service levels?
Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.
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