Raunchy Tote Bags for Housekeepers
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy tote bags for the housekeepers in your life.
Why Raunchy Tote Bags for Housekeepers
Housekeeping is physical work under time pressure. You create the clean that others take for granted.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Gym bags for stress relief sessions
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker decor
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Browse Office-Appropriate Tote BagsFrequently Asked Questions
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- What material are they?
- Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
- Are these about what guests leave?
- Some are. The discoveries are legendary.
- Do you cover different settings?
- Hotels, private homes, rentals - building content.