Raunchy Calendars for Housekeepers
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy calendars for the housekeepers in your life.
Why Raunchy Calendars for Housekeepers
Housekeeping is physical work under time pressure. You create the clean that others take for granted.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker decor
Get First Access
Housekeeper stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Browse Office-Appropriate CalendarsFrequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about what guests leave?
- Some are. The discoveries are legendary.
- Do you cover different settings?
- Hotels, private homes, rentals - building content.