Raunchy Mousepads for Hospice Workers
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the hospice workers in your life.
Why Raunchy Mousepads for Hospice Workers
Hospice work requires a special kind of strength. You face death daily and help people find peace. The emotional toll is immense, but so is the impact.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
- Water bottles for long visits
- Work bags with meaning
- Badge reels with personality
Get First Access
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Browse Office-Appropriate MousepadsFrequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Is hospice humor appropriate?
- Hospice workers have developed coping humor. We honor that with care.
- Are these respectful?
- Always. Never mocking death or patients.