Raunchy Calendars for Hospice Workers

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy calendars for the hospice workers in your life.

Why Raunchy Calendars for Hospice Workers

Hospice work requires a special kind of strength. You face death daily and help people find peace. The emotional toll is immense, but so is the impact.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Water bottles for long visits
  • Work bags with meaning
  • Badge reels with personality

Get First Access

Hospice worker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Is hospice humor appropriate?
Hospice workers have developed coping humor. We honor that with care.
Are these respectful?
Always. Never mocking death or patients.
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