Raunchy Mousepads for Nurses
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the nurses in your life.
Why Raunchy Mousepads for Nurses
We know what it's like to laugh so you don't cry. To find humor in the chaos because it's the only way through. These stickers are made by people who've worked the floor - not people guessing what it's like.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
- Water bottles that survive 12-hour shifts
- Laptops in the break room
- Lockers that need personality
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Browse Office-Appropriate MousepadsFrequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Are these stickers waterproof?
- Yep. They'll survive water bottles, coffee spills, and whatever else your shift throws at them.
- Are these appropriate for work?
- Depends on your unit. Some are safe for the floor, some are break room only. We label them so you know.