Raunchy Calendars for Foremen

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy calendars for the foremen in your life.

Why Raunchy Calendars for Foremen

Foremen catch everything from both directions. You're responsible for production, safety, and morale while dealing with unrealistic timelines. These stickers understand.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Hard hats with authority
  • Clipboards with personality
  • Water bottles on site

Get First Access

Foreman stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about difficult crews?
Some are about the challenges. All in good fun - we respect workers.
Do you cover different trades?
Building foreman collections for different specialties.