Raunchy Mousepads for Foremen

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the foremen in your life.

Why Raunchy Mousepads for Foremen

Foremen catch everything from both directions. You're responsible for production, safety, and morale while dealing with unrealistic timelines. These stickers understand.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
  • Hard hats with authority
  • Clipboards with personality
  • Water bottles on site

Get First Access

Foreman stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about difficult crews?
Some are about the challenges. All in good fun - we respect workers.
Do you cover different trades?
Building foreman collections for different specialties.