Funny Tote Bags for Servers
You juggle tables, remember modifications no human should remember, and smile through verbal tips and split checks. The hustle is real.
Why We Get It
Serving is one of the hardest jobs people think is easy. You're running a marathon while being judged on your personality. These stickers get the server struggle.
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
Tote Bags Features
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Server books with personality
- Water bottles in the back
- Lockers with attitude
- Gifts for servers
- Phone cases and gear
- Personal vehicles
Tote Bags for Servers Coming Soon
Server stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad tippers?
- Some are. It's therapeutic venting.
- Do you cover fine dining and casual?
- Yes. Different environments, same server energy.
- Are these kitchen-visible?
- Some reference the server-kitchen dynamic.
- Can hosts enjoy these too?
- Some overlap. Front of house solidarity.