Funny Desk Plates for Servers

You juggle tables, remember modifications no human should remember, and smile through verbal tips and split checks. The hustle is real.

Why We Get It

Serving is one of the hardest jobs people think is easy. You're running a marathon while being judged on your personality. These stickers get the server struggle.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

Desk Plates Features

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Server books with personality
  • Water bottles in the back
  • Lockers with attitude
  • Gifts for servers
  • Phone cases and gear
  • Personal vehicles

Desk Plates for Servers Coming Soon

Server stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about bad tippers?
Some are. It's therapeutic venting.
Do you cover fine dining and casual?
Yes. Different environments, same server energy.
Are these kitchen-visible?
Some reference the server-kitchen dynamic.
Can hosts enjoy these too?
Some overlap. Front of house solidarity.