Funny Calendars for Servers
You juggle tables, remember modifications no human should remember, and smile through verbal tips and split checks. The hustle is real.
Why We Get It
Serving is one of the hardest jobs people think is easy. You're running a marathon while being judged on your personality. These stickers get the server struggle.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Server books with personality
- Water bottles in the back
- Lockers with attitude
- Gifts for servers
- Phone cases and gear
- Personal vehicles
Calendars for Servers Coming Soon
Server stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad tippers?
- Some are. It's therapeutic venting.
- Do you cover fine dining and casual?
- Yes. Different environments, same server energy.
- Are these kitchen-visible?
- Some reference the server-kitchen dynamic.
- Can hosts enjoy these too?
- Some overlap. Front of house solidarity.