Funny Tote Bags for Dispatchers
You're the calm voice in chaos. The one who keeps responders alive with information while managing callers who can't tell you where they are.
Why We Get It
Dispatch is the most stressful job no one sees. You hear everything but see nothing. Make life-or-death decisions with incomplete information. And rarely get the recognition you deserve.
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
Tote Bags Features
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Headset stations with style
- Water bottles that survive 12s
- Console area personalization
- Gifts for dispatch academy grads
- Badge reels with attitude
- Break room lockers
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand dispatch?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- Are these about difficult callers?
- Some are. The ones who call 911 for non-emergencies will be referenced.
- Do you cover police, fire, and EMS dispatch?
- We cover all disciplines. Combined and separate centers.
- Can field responders enjoy these?
- Anyone who's keyed up a radio will appreciate these.