Funny Coasters for Bartenders
You're part therapist, part chemist, part bouncer. You remember orders, faces, and which regulars to avoid - all while looking effortlessly cool.
Why We Get It
Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
Coasters Features
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Water bottles behind the bar
- Phone cases with attitude
- Lockers in back
- Gifts for bartenders
- Personal gear and bags
- Home bar setups
Coasters for Bartenders Coming Soon
Bartender stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.
- Do you cover dive bars and cocktail bars?
- Yes. Different vibes, same bartender struggles.
- Are these tip jar appropriate?
- Some might actually help with tips. We're testing.
- Can I suggest drink-specific jokes?
- Please do. Long Island Iced Tea orderers have it coming.