Funny Coasters for Florists

You turn flowers into art, manage perishable inventory, and somehow explain that arrangements aren't just 'throwing flowers in a vase.'

Why We Get It

Floristry is artistry meets botany meets customer service. You create beauty on deadlines with living materials.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

Coasters Features

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Flower cooler decor
  • Delivery van dashboards
  • Work aprons
  • Gifts for florists
  • Personal water bottles
  • Shop windows

Coasters for Florists Coming Soon

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about flower arranging?
Yes. The artistry deserves recognition.
Do you cover wedding florists?
Absolutely. Wedding chaos is special chaos.
Are these shop appropriate?
Beautiful enough for any boutique.
Can garden center staff enjoy these?
Plant people unite.