Funny Coasters for Butchers
You turn whole animals into dinner, work in freezing conditions, and somehow explain the difference between cuts to confused customers.
Why We Get It
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
Coasters Features
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool storage
- Gifts for butchers
- Personal gear
- Shop decor
Coasters for Butchers Coming Soon
Butcher stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
- Do you cover different butcher types?
- Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.
- Are these counter appropriate?
- Some are customer-facing, some are back room only.
- Can meat department staff enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Meat cutter solidarity.