Funny Calendars for Surgeons
You literally hold lives in your hands, stand for hours, and somehow deal with people asking if you're 'really a surgeon' because you look young.
Why We Get It
Surgery is high stakes with zero room for error. The pressure is immense, the hours are brutal, and the responsibility is absolute. These stickers honor that intensity.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Surgical caps that need flair
- Water bottles in the OR
- Locker room personality
- Gifts for surgical residents
- Office decor with edge
- Personal items
Calendars for Surgeons Coming Soon
Surgeon sticker collection in development. Join the list.
Calendars for Related Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about the surgeon stereotype?
- Some play with it. Self-aware surgeons will appreciate them.
- Do you cover different surgical specialties?
- Building collections for different surgical fields.
- Are these OR appropriate?
- Some are, some are locker room only.
- Can surgical techs enjoy these?
- Absolutely. The whole surgical team will relate.