Funny Calendars for Retail Workers
You answer questions with Google-able answers, find things that were 'right here,' and somehow stay polite when someone asks for the manager.
Why We Get It
Retail is customer service in its purest, most exhausting form. You deal with the public at scale. These stickers honor the struggle.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker room personality
- Phone cases with attitude
- Gifts for retail survivors
- Personal gear and bags
- Break room entertainment
Calendars for Retail Workers Coming Soon
Retail stickers in the works. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about Karen encounters?
- Some are. We all know the type.
- Do you cover different retail types?
- Yes. Clothing, grocery, electronics - building them all.
- Are these floor-visible?
- Some are subtle enough. Some are break-room only.
- Can managers enjoy these?
- The self-aware ones will.