Funny Calendars for Receptionists
You're the first face people see, the last line of defense, and somehow expected to know everything about everyone in the building.
Why We Get It
Receptionists do everything. Answer phones, manage visitors, handle packages, know everyone's schedule, and somehow smile through it all. You're undervalued and overworked.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Front desk personality
- Water bottles at reception
- Phone systems with attitude
- Gifts for front desk staff
- Personal items at the desk
- Break room lockers
Calendars for Receptionists Coming Soon
Receptionist stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult visitors?
- Some are. The ones who ignore the 'please sign in' sign get referenced.
- Do you understand front desk work?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- Are these visible to visitors?
- Some are visitor-friendly, some are personal-item-only.
- Do you have multi-line phone humor?
- Absolutely. The hold button is its own comedy genre.