Funny Calendars for Nail Techs

You create tiny works of art on moving canvases, breathe fumes all day, and somehow recreate Pinterest photos on actual human nails.

Why We Get It

Nail tech work is precision art while clients tell you their life stories. You make hands beautiful while hearing everything.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Calendars Features

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Station decor with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Tool stations
  • Gifts for nail techs
  • Personal gear
  • Break room entertainment

Calendars for Nail Techs Coming Soon

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about Pinterest requests?
Some are. The 3D nail art requests get mentioned.
Do you cover different nail services?
Gel, acrylic, natural - building content.
Are these station appropriate?
Some are client-visible, some are break room only.
Can salon owners enjoy these?
Absolutely. Nail industry solidarity.