Funny Calendars for Estheticians

You transform skin, extract things nobody should see, and somehow stay calm when clients confess their skincare sins.

Why We Get It

Esthetics is science meets artistry meets hearing confessions about never wearing sunscreen. You see what nobody else sees.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Calendars Features

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Treatment room decor
  • Water bottles at work
  • Tool stations with personality
  • Gifts for estheticians
  • Personal gear
  • Break room entertainment

Calendars for Estheticians Coming Soon

Esthetician stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about client confessions?
Some are. We've heard it all.
Do you cover different specialties?
Facials, waxing, lashes - building content.
Are these treatment room appropriate?
Some are, some are staff-only.
Can spa staff enjoy these?
Absolutely. Spa team solidarity.