Funny Calendars for Massage Therapists
You heal with your hands, absorb everyone's stress, and somehow stay professional when clients say weird things.
Why We Get It
Massage therapy is physically demanding healing work. You give relaxation while your own body takes the toll.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Treatment room decor
- Water bottles at work
- Personal items
- Gifts for LMTs
- Car dashboards for mobile work
- Break room entertainment
Calendars for Massage Therapists Coming Soon
Massage therapist stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. All professionally handled.
- Do you cover different modalities?
- Swedish, deep tissue, sports - building content.
- Are these treatment room appropriate?
- Some are, some are staff-only.
- Can spa staff enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Wellness professional solidarity.