Funny Coasters for Massage Therapists

You heal with your hands, absorb everyone's stress, and somehow stay professional when clients say weird things.

Why We Get It

Massage therapy is physically demanding healing work. You give relaxation while your own body takes the toll.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

Coasters Features

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Treatment room decor
  • Water bottles at work
  • Personal items
  • Gifts for LMTs
  • Car dashboards for mobile work
  • Break room entertainment

Coasters for Massage Therapists Coming Soon

Massage therapist stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. All professionally handled.
Do you cover different modalities?
Swedish, deep tissue, sports - building content.
Are these treatment room appropriate?
Some are, some are staff-only.
Can spa staff enjoy these?
Absolutely. Wellness professional solidarity.