Funny Calendars for Dental Hygienists

You clean teeth, educate about flossing (again), and somehow make small talk with people who can't respond.

Why We Get It

Dental hygiene is healthcare meets patient education meets endurance sport. You spend your days in mouths, keeping people healthy.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Calendars Features

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Scrub tops
  • Water bottles
  • Dental office decor
  • Gifts for hygienists
  • Personal laptops
  • Instrument trays

Calendars for Dental Hygienists Coming Soon

Dental hygienist stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about cleaning teeth?
Yes. Your daily grind deserves humor.
Do you reference flossing?
Of course. It's your life's mission.
Are these office appropriate?
Clean humor for clean teeth.
Can dental assistants enjoy these?
Dental team solidarity.