Funny Calendars for Barbers

You create fresh fades, build community in your chair, and somehow stay sharp through back-to-back appointments.

Why We Get It

Barbering is craft meets community. Your chair is a confessional, a comedy club, and a therapy session all at once.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Calendars Features

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Station mirrors with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Barber capes with flair
  • Gifts for barbers
  • Tool stations
  • Break room entertainment

Calendars for Barbers Coming Soon

Barber stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about picky clients?
Some reference the 'just a little more off' struggle.
Do you cover different shop vibes?
Traditional, modern, specialty - building content.
Are these station appropriate?
Some are client-visible, some are staff-only.
Can apprentices enjoy these?
Absolutely. Barber shop solidarity.