Transportation Stickers for Flight Attendants

You're safety professionals treated like waiters, deal with passengers who won't follow rules, and somehow maintain composure at 35,000 feet. The perfect stickers for flight attendants.

Why Stickers for Flight Attendants

Flight attending is safety work disguised as hospitality. You handle everything from medical emergencies to drink orders.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

About Transportation

You deal with passengers who think rules don't apply to them, work schedules that destroy your circadian rhythm, and somehow stay professional through turbulence. These stickers are your layover entertainment.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Crew bags with personality
  • Water bottles for layovers
  • Hotel room decor
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is

Get First Access

Flight attendant stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about passengers?
Some are. The stories are legendary.
Do you cover different airlines?
Universal flight attendant humor. All airlines relate.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
What transportation roles do you cover?
Pilots, flight attendants, rideshare drivers, and train conductors. If you move people for a living, we've got you.