Transportation Stickers

You deal with passengers who think rules don't apply to them, work schedules that destroy your circadian rhythm, and somehow stay professional through turbulence. These stickers are your layover entertainment. Find the perfect stickers for transportation workers.

Why Stickers for Transportation

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Who It's For

  • Pilots
  • Flight Attendants
  • Uber/Lyft Drivers
  • Train Conductors

Get First Access

Transportation sticker collection in development. Join the list. New sticker drops hit different. Get on the list before your coworkers beat you to the good ones.

Perfect For

  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is
  • Hard hats that need some personality
  • Anywhere your supervisor won't look too closely

Frequently Asked Questions

What transportation roles do you cover?
Pilots, flight attendants, rideshare drivers, and train conductors. If you move people for a living, we've got you.
Are these about difficult passengers?
Some reference the challenges. All in good fun - we want everyone to arrive safely.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.