Transportation Calendars for Flight Attendants
You're safety professionals treated like waiters, deal with passengers who won't follow rules, and somehow maintain composure at 35,000 feet. The perfect calendars for flight attendants.
Why Calendars for Flight Attendants
Flight attending is safety work disguised as hospitality. You handle everything from medical emergencies to drink orders.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Transportation
You deal with passengers who think rules don't apply to them, work schedules that destroy your circadian rhythm, and somehow stay professional through turbulence. These stickers are your layover entertainment.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Crew bags with personality
- Water bottles for layovers
- Hotel room decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Flight attendant stickers in development. Join the list.
Related Professions
Other Transportation Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about passengers?
- Some are. The stories are legendary.
- Do you cover different airlines?
- Universal flight attendant humor. All airlines relate.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What transportation roles do you cover?
- Pilots, flight attendants, rideshare drivers, and train conductors. If you move people for a living, we've got you.