Real Estate Calendars for Property Managers
You fix everyone's problems, collect rent from people who don't want to pay, and somehow balance tenant needs with owner expectations. The perfect calendars for property managers.
Why Calendars for Property Managers
Property management is being blamed from all directions. Tenants hate you, owners question you, and toilets break at 2am.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Real Estate
You answer calls at all hours, show houses to tire-kickers, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute. Your commission on dark humor just cleared.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Office decor with personality
- Water bottles at properties
- Work bags with flair
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Property manager stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Real Estate Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult tenants?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different properties, similar headaches.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What real estate roles do you cover?
- Realtors, property managers, appraisers, and mortgage brokers. If you've ever said 'great bones,' we've got you.