Food & Culinary Desk Plates for Sommeliers
You know wine better than most people know themselves, guide guests through intimidating lists, and somehow don't roll your eyes when they order 'the house red.' The perfect desk plates for sommeliers.
Why Desk Plates for Sommeliers
Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
About Food & Culinary
You burn yourself daily, work when everyone else is celebrating, and somehow create art under pressure that would break most people. These stickers are the family meal you actually deserve.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Wine accessories with personality
- Water bottles (ironic)
- Locker decor
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
Get First Access
Sommelier stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Food & Culinary Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these pretentious?
- No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
- Do you cover different wine service levels?
- Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What kitchen roles do you cover?
- Chefs, line cooks, bakers, butchers, sommeliers, and food truck operators. If you've ever been in the weeds, we've got you.