Food & Culinary Desk Plates for Butchers

You turn whole animals into dinner, work in freezing conditions, and somehow explain the difference between cuts to confused customers. The perfect desk plates for butchers.

Why Desk Plates for Butchers

Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About Food & Culinary

You burn yourself daily, work when everyone else is celebrating, and somehow create art under pressure that would break most people. These stickers are the family meal you actually deserve.

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Aprons with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Tool storage
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

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Butcher stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about explaining cuts?
Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
Do you cover different butcher types?
Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.
What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What kitchen roles do you cover?
Chefs, line cooks, bakers, butchers, sommeliers, and food truck operators. If you've ever been in the weeds, we've got you.