Education Calendars for Professors
You teach, research, publish, advise, serve on committees, and somehow find time to have office hours no one attends. The perfect calendars for professors.
Why Calendars for Professors
Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Education
You shape minds, survive parent conferences, and somehow maintain hope for the future. These stickers understand the beautiful chaos of education.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Office doors with personality
- Laptops full of research
- Water bottles in lectures
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Education Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about students?
- Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
- Do you cover different disciplines?
- Building collections for different academic fields.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What education roles do you cover?
- Teachers, teacher aides, school admin, professors, and bus drivers. We're expanding based on requests.