Education Calendars
You shape minds, survive parent conferences, and somehow maintain hope for the future. These stickers understand the beautiful chaos of education. Find the perfect calendars for education workers.
Why Calendars for Education
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- Teachers
- Teacher Aides
- School Administrators
- Professors
- Bus Drivers
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Get First Access
Education sticker collection in development. Get on the list for first access. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What education roles do you cover?
- Teachers, teacher aides, school admin, professors, and bus drivers. We're expanding based on requests.
- Are these classroom appropriate?
- Some are, some definitely aren't. We label them so you know what's teacher-lounge-only material.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.