Construction Calendars
Early mornings, long days, and coworkers with opinions. Construction life is its own world - and these stickers speak the language. Find the perfect calendars for construction workers.
Why Calendars for Construction
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- General Labor
- Heavy Equipment Operators
- Foremen
- Site Supervisors
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Get First Access
Construction sticker collection dropping soon. Get on the list. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What construction roles do you cover?
- General labor, heavy equipment operators, foremen, and site supervisors. We're building out more specific roles.
- Are these hard hat safe?
- Our stickers are made to stick to hard hats, toolboxes, coolers - anything that survives a job site.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.