Agriculture Calendars for Ranchers
You raise livestock, work in conditions that would break most people, and somehow explain that ranching isn't the cowboy movie life. The perfect calendars for ranchers.
Why Calendars for Ranchers
Ranching is animal husbandry meets land management meets business. You care for creatures while managing a operation.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Agriculture
You wake before the sun, work regardless of weather, and somehow keep feeding everyone while people complain about food prices. These stickers are the harvest you deserve.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Truck dashboards with personality
- Water bottles on the ranch
- Work gear
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
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Related Professions
Other Agriculture Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about livestock?
- Some are. Animals have personality.
- Do you cover different ranch types?
- Cattle, sheep, horses - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What agriculture roles do you cover?
- Farmers and ranchers. If you've ever worked land or livestock, we've got you.