Agriculture Calendars

You wake before the sun, work regardless of weather, and somehow keep feeding everyone while people complain about food prices. These stickers are the harvest you deserve. Find the perfect calendars for agriculture workers.

Why Calendars for Agriculture

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Who It's For

  • Farmers
  • Ranchers

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Get First Access

Agriculture sticker collection coming soon. Join the list. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • White elephant gifts that people actually want
  • Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe

Frequently Asked Questions

What agriculture roles do you cover?
Farmers and ranchers. If you've ever worked land or livestock, we've got you.
Are these about city people?
Some reference the urban-rural divide. All in good fun.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.