Valentine's Day Desk Plates

For the work spouse who gets you through the day. Platonically. Obviously. Find the perfect desk plates to mark the occasion.

Why Desk Plates for Valentine's Day

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

Galentine's Day for your work besties, ironic gifts for the perpetually single, or something for that coworker who's basically your emotional support human. Keep it friendly, keep it funny, keep HR out of it.

Timing

February

Typical Budget

$15-30

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Shop by Profession

Find valentine's day desk plates for any profession

Get First Access

Valentine's Day desk plates are coming. New desk plate designs coming soon. Claim your real job title before someone else does.

Perfect For

  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor
  • Gifts for the coworker whose job title is a lie
  • Anyone whose real job description is 'keeping this place from burning down'

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?
Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Can I get a custom title made?
We're working on custom options. For now, email us with your idea - if it's good enough, we might add it to the collection and send you one free.
Will my boss be offended?
Possibly. But if your boss can't take a joke, that's kind of the problem these plates are addressing, isn't it?