Christmas Desk Plates
Secret Santa is mandatory. Your gift shouldn't be forgettable. Find the perfect desk plates to mark the occasion.
Why Desk Plates for Christmas
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
The season of forced workplace cheer, white elephant chaos, and figuring out what to get that coworker you only know from Slack. Everyone's buying office gifts—make yours the one people actually remember.
November-December
$25-50
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
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Perfect For
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
- Gifts for the coworker whose job title is a lie
- Anyone whose real job description is 'keeping this place from burning down'
Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
- Can I get a custom title made?
- We're working on custom options. For now, email us with your idea - if it's good enough, we might add it to the collection and send you one free.
- Will my boss be offended?
- Possibly. But if your boss can't take a joke, that's kind of the problem these plates are addressing, isn't it?