Valentine's Day Desk Plates for Bankers
For the work spouse who gets you through the day. Platonically. Obviously. The perfect desk plates for the bankers in your life.
Why Desk Plates for Bankers
Banking is sales disguised as service. You balance customer needs with corporate goals while compliance watches your every move.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
About Valentine's Day Gifting
Galentine's Day for your work besties, ironic gifts for the perpetually single, or something for that coworker who's basically your emotional support human. Keep it friendly, keep it funny, keep HR out of it.
February
$15-30
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Laptops with flair
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
Get First Access
Banker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
- Are these about sales targets?
- Some are. We know the pressure.
- Do you cover different bank roles?
- Tellers, personal bankers, managers - building content.