New Year's Desk Plates for Hospice Workers

New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect desk plates for the hospice workers in your life.

Why Desk Plates for Hospice Workers

Hospice work requires a special kind of strength. You face death daily and help people find peace. The emotional toll is immense, but so is the impact.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About New Year's Gifting

Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.

Timing

December-January

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Water bottles for long visits
  • Work bags with meaning
  • Badge reels with personality
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

Get First Access

Hospice worker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?
Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Is hospice humor appropriate?
Hospice workers have developed coping humor. We honor that with care.
Are these respectful?
Always. Never mocking death or patients.