New Year's Desk Plates for Nurses

New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect desk plates for the nurses in your life.

Why Desk Plates for Nurses

We know what it's like to laugh so you don't cry. To find humor in the chaos because it's the only way through. These stickers are made by people who've worked the floor - not people guessing what it's like.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About New Year's Gifting

Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.

Timing

December-January

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Water bottles that survive 12-hour shifts
  • Laptops in the break room
  • Lockers that need personality
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?
Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Are these stickers waterproof?
Yep. They'll survive water bottles, coffee spills, and whatever else your shift throws at them.
Are these appropriate for work?
Depends on your unit. Some are safe for the floor, some are break room only. We label them so you know.