New Year's Mousepads for Hospice Workers
New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect mousepads for the hospice workers in your life.
Why Mousepads for Hospice Workers
Hospice work requires a special kind of strength. You face death daily and help people find peace. The emotional toll is immense, but so is the impact.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
About New Year's Gifting
Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.
December-January
$20-35
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Water bottles for long visits
- Work bags with meaning
- Badge reels with personality
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
Get First Access
Hospice worker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Is hospice humor appropriate?
- Hospice workers have developed coping humor. We honor that with care.
- Are these respectful?
- Always. Never mocking death or patients.