Halloween Posters for Butchers
The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect posters for the butchers in your life.
Why Posters for Butchers
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
About Halloween Gifting
Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.
October
$15-30
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool storage
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Dorm rooms and apartments of new grads about to enter the workforce
Get First Access
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Posters for Butchers - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Do they come framed?
- Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
- Do you cover different butcher types?
- Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.