Halloween Coasters for Butchers
The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect coasters for the butchers in your life.
Why Coasters for Butchers
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Halloween Gifting
Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.
October
$15-30
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool storage
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
- Do you cover different butcher types?
- Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.