Christmas Stickers
Secret Santa is mandatory. Your gift shouldn't be forgettable. Find the perfect stickers to mark the occasion.
Why Stickers for Christmas
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
The season of forced workplace cheer, white elephant chaos, and figuring out what to get that coworker you only know from Slack. Everyone's buying office gifts—make yours the one people actually remember.
November-December
$25-50
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
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Find christmas stickers for any profession
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Christmas stickers are coming. New sticker drops hit different. Get on the list before your coworkers beat you to the good ones.
Perfect For
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Toolboxes that tell it like it is
- Hard hats that need some personality
- Anywhere your supervisor won't look too closely
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
- How big are the stickers?
- Most range from 2-4 inches. Big enough to make a point, small enough to maintain plausible deniability. Dimensions are listed on each product page.
- Can I request a custom sticker for my profession?
- Absolutely. We're always expanding based on what people actually want. Email us or DM on Instagram with your ideas. If it makes us laugh, we'll probably make it.