Stickers for Sysadmins for Men
You keep everything running and only get noticed when something breaks. You're the reason the internet works and nobody understands what you do.
Why This Works
Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Server room entertainment
- Water bottles at the desk
- Gifts for IT staff
- Home lab setups
- Conference swag
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about users?
- Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Linux, Windows, cloud, network - building collections.
- Are these about being on-call?
- Some are. 3am alerts deserve recognition.
- Can DevOps enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Ops solidarity.