Funny Desk Plates for Private Investigators
You find information others can't, sit through endless surveillance, and somehow explain that real PI work isn't like the movies.
Why We Get It
Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
Desk Plates Features
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles for stakeouts
- Office decor
- Gifts for PIs
- Personal gear
- Car setups
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about stakeouts?
- Some are. The waiting is real.
- Do you cover different PI specialties?
- Infidelity, corporate, legal - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Office items only. Stay discreet in the field.
- Can legal professionals enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Investigation solidarity.